"Without a White Sport Coat (Emily with Regret)"
Yeah, people are gonna like what they like, and that's fine. But how did she end up with a 29 year old boyfriend who listens to Jimmy Buffet all the time?
Wasting away again in monogamy.
You could maybe understand it if, like her little sister, she was going out with a 59 year old? (And her sister, if she's gonna be honest about these things, frankly seems to be having way more fun, and he at least listens to Radiohead...?)
Searching for her lost shaker of dignity.
He picks her up for their date in in his Range Rover with the sound system up a little too loud to even have a conversation, wearing a brand new Hawaiian shirt he got last month at Marshall's. He drives her out to the Sedona Taphouse in the mall parking lot to meet up with some guys he went to college with.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, she knows it's her own damned fault.