"Your Holiday Cheer (Sophia Every December)"
We wish you a merry christmas.
I'm sorry, I can't quite get excited about your party.
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin.
Thanks, but I really don't feel all that festive.
We all know that Santa's coming.
I actually would prefer nothing at all in exchange for not having to buy you stuff you don't want.
Now bring us some figgy pudding.
If I promise to pay attention for a few minutes will you leave me alone after that?
We won't go until we get some.
Please please please don't ask me if I want to go to another party after this.
We wish you a merry christmas.