Linda

The Place to Be (Linda, in a Place Not of Her Own Choosing)

"The Place to Be (Linda, in a Place Not of Her Own Choosing)"

Linda lives three blocks over from a major televangelical complex where most liberals and all homosexuals go to hell and whose god it is said supports armed insurrection in selected third world countries. The Green Acres episode that Linda is watching is the one where Arnold the Pig's famous abstract painting "Nude at a Filling Station" was banned in Hooterville.