"Shelby and the Princess"
Shelby is telling me about her dream. I am an officer aboard a cruise ship on a voyage up the James River to Howardsville. (Yes, I'm aware of the absurdity of a cruise ship in Howardsville. It's Shelby's dream.) A girl named Corinne, who was a pretentious girl who Shelby knew as far back as kindergarten, is serving us breakfast. (Yes, it is probably relevant that Corinne was pretentious even in kindergarten.) Corinne is refilling Shelby's coffee, but she is also the ship's captain, so she's making sure I know where the creamers are kept in case I ever have to help serve too. There's also a store on board where I might have to work sometimes too, but the only thing it has for sale is a single t-shirt with the name of the ship printer at a slightly wrong angle, in size medium, which customers are only allowed to pay for with nickles. No one in the dream (or elsewhere) knows how or why I got the job.